are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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