Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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