I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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