I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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