the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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