The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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