i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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