got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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