At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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