People with herpes should wear stickers.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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