You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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