Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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