Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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