wat bout pragnant strippers??
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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