I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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