You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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