Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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