problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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