Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
honey bunches of taint.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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