I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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