I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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