well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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