I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
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Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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