Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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