Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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