Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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