okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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