'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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