Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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