So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
well you can't waste a boner
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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