Nicole vs. Life
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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