so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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