No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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