Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I think your dad took our porno
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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