we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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