theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
this just has baby written all over it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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