my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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