God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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