I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize