I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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