I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I didn't notice because vodka
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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