Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm like, not good at living.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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