THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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