No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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