North Korea, Best Korea!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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