dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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