he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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