Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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