are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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I think pants incapable of making pants work
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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