4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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